FiXT_Bot #3455 T-Shirt
We've got a problem here at the FiXT Store Intergalactic Station... we did an experimental adjustment on FiXT_Bot #3455's emotional attachment protocol intensity level. Our lead engineer thinks he may have read the settings wrong, and increased levels by 400%...
Now FiXT_Bot #3455 has been chasing us around the station for the past day, insisting that we make a T-Shirt of her for you.
She says she won't shut down protocol until all of them are sold and she's got all of us "meatbags" cornered in the communications room. Think you can help us out? Please... pretty please?